Because paper is useless without a pencil...and vice versa

A long, long time ago someone chopped down a tree (it screamed in agony) and made a log cabin. Inside of that log cabin a man came up with the brilliant idea to create a notebook with permanent storage for a pencil.

Notebook and Pencil does not include storage for your cheaters (aka glasses).

If given as a gift, the cool packaging makes you look oh-so-thoughtful

If someone complains that the Notebook & Pencil you gave them for their birthday is simply 100 blank pieces of paper, quickly respond: "Hey, sport, go ahead and write down what you want next year on a piece of your your Notebook & Pencil and carrier pigeon it on over to 678 Niner Street, you prize jerk."

Great concept + Great Looks = 4.

Elastic band keeps your Notebook & Pencil closed

Yes, the Notebook & Pencil elastic band can be worn as a headband. It can also be used to hold your Notebook & Pencil shut. Either way, you're still better off for having it.

In case you were wondering: do not shoot the elastic band at your co-workers. That wouldn't be any fun at all. We also don't suggest purchasing the USB Missile Launcher and absolutely defiling your cube-mate's Cathy comic strips. That wouldn't make you awesome at all. (We wish there was a way to denote sarcasm in text. Even if there was, though, we wouldn't need it on our site. We were just curious.)

Keep your shameful secrets closed from prying eyes.

In case you didn't believe us...you can wear it as a headband

Not only can you wear the Notebook & Pencil elastic band as a headband, you can also use it to pen your latest rhymes. So, kill two birds with one stone with the Notebook & Pencil.

So my bling is fake, big deal.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I store a pen instead of a pencil in the Notebook & Pencil?

Answer: Sure, as long as it will fit. The storage area is 5.875" high and 3/8" wide.

Question: What happens if I tear out all of the paper? How will I store my pencil?

Answer: Our question for you would be, "If you have no paper, why do you even need a pencil?"

Question: What about the area of the paper that has been removed in order to create storage for the pencil?

Answer: Don't worry, that paper has gone to paper heaven. Seriously, write on the other 94% of the paper that is still there. I'm sure you don't have that many awesome thoughts.

$14.95