Giant Gummy Cola Bottle
Ninety times larger than a regular gummy cola bottle.
Overview
Your eyes are not deceiving you. This colossal candy treat is real. It is delicious. And it can be yours!
The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is an amped-up version of a classic candy treat. Weighing approximately 90 times more than the standard-size gummy cola bottle, The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle perfectly mimics the styling of a traditional glass soda bottle.
Measuring nearly eight inches long, each handmade treat packs a prodigious 1,080 calories and is available in a variety of delectable flavors: Vanilla Cola, Cola, Root Beer, and Cherry Cola. Made in the USA.
Features & specs
- Dimensions: 7.75" x 2.75" x 1.5"
- Equivalent to approximately 90 regular gummy cola bottles
- Weight: 0.79 lbs (360 grams)
- Shelf life: 1 year
- Over 1,000 calories!
- Available in four flavors
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Gigantic, edible, and lip-smackingly good!
Candy, how we love thee! We idolize candy so much that we cannot resist gigantifying (it's a verb now) our favorite treats.
Feast your eyes upon this latest creation: The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle. This sucker weighs in at nearly a full pound and is available in a variety of delicious soda flavors.
When it comes to candy, bigger is always better
The traditional gummy cola bottle is a diminutive one inch tall and weighs a petite 4 grams (approximately 0.009 pounds).
Employing the magic of super-sizing, the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle measures in at nearly 8 inches tall and weighs 90 times more than its bite-sized progenitor. Yeah, we like our gummy big.
Nearly a pound of tasty gummy!
The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is big on taste, sugar, and of course caloric content. This monster packs a whopping 1,080 calories!
However, don't worry that you have to finish the thing in one sitting. All of our gummy, which is handmade in the USA, features a one year shelf life. So, take your time and enjoy the complex flavors. Or eat it all at once. It's hard to resist!
Choose from four delicious flavors
Currently, the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is available in four soda flavors: Vanilla Cola, Cola, Cherry Cola, and Root Beer.
They are all delicious, authentic, and sure to please even the most discerning palates.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: Do they taste good?
Answer: Are you kidding me? Like all of our gummy products, they taste absolutely amazing. They're hand made in the USA by skilled confectioners who care deeply about their craft.
Question: How long will my Giant Gummy Cola Bottle last?
Answer: All of our gummy items have a shelf life of one year provided they are not exposed to excessive heat or sunlight. They do not need to be refrigerated. By storing them in their original packaging between munching sessions, your gummy will last a long time.
Question: Why shouldn't I just buy a few bags of regular size gummy cola bottles instead of this monstrosity?
Answer: Because you have no taste? We kid, we kid! The difference is that after you've bought your mini cola bottles, all you'll have to show for it is a sad bag of boring mini gummies.
You're not going to get the attention of hot, mysterious blondes by offering them a one-inch-tall gummy. However, if you bust out your nearly eight-inch-long Giant Gummy Cola Bottle, you're going to need a few WLGWs to beat away the hordes of the opposite sex.
Question: Are there any diet flavors?
Answer: No. That would just be silly. You don't take a product like this (the candy equivalent of a Ferrari) and then tell me I can't take it out of first gear.
Question: How much does this thing weigh?
Answer: The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle weighs 0.79 pounds (360 grams).
Question: What are the ingredients?
Answer: They vary slightly between each flavor. Check out the table below for all of the nitty gritty details.
Flavor | Ingredients |
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Vanilla Cola | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, (May contain one or more of the following food colors: FD&C Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Yellow #5, Yellow #6), Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. May also contain Lime Oil, Vanilla Extract, Alcohol, Caramel Color, Polysorbate 80, Potassium Sorbate, Proplyene Glycol. CONTAINS SOY. |
Cola | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Caramel Color, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
Root Beer | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Caramel Color, Polysorbate 80, Propylene Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
Cherry Cola | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Caramel Color, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
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Ingredients: Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Apple Juice From Concentrate, Beef Gelatin Citric Acid, Color (Plain Caramel), Natural Flavor, Palm Oil, Carnauba Was, Beeswax, Natural Flavors, Potassium Sorbate (to preserve freshness), Sodium Benzoate (to preserve freshness), Canola Oil, Coconut Oil, Soy Lecithin (Prevents Sticking), Dimethyl Silicone (Anti Foaming Agent).
Allergen Statement: Contains Soy.
Halal: No
Gluten Free: Yes ✔
Kosher: No
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size (about 40 g)
Serving Per Container 9
Amount Per Serving | ||
---|---|---|
Calories 120 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
% Daily Value* | ||
Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
Trans Fat 0g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
Sodium 10mg | 0% | |
Total Carbohydrate 29g | 10% | |
Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
Total Sugars
19g
Includes 17g added sugars
|
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Protein 2g |
Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Apple Juice From Concentrate, Beef Gelatin. Citric Acid Color (Plain Caramel), Natural Flavor, Palm Oil. Carnauba Wax, Beeswax, Canola Oil, Coconut Oil, Soy Lecithin (Prevents Sticking), Dimethyl Silicone (Ant Foaming Agent).
Allergen Statement: Contains Soy.
Halal: No
Gluten Free: Yes ✔
Kosher: No
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size (about 40 g)
Serving Per Container 9
Amount Per Serving | ||
---|---|---|
Calories 120 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
% Daily Value* | ||
Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
Trans Fat 0g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
Sodium 10mg | 0% | |
Total Carbohydrate 29g | 10% | |
Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
Total Sugars
19g
Includes 17g added sugars
|
||
Protein 2g |
Ingredients: Corn syrup (from corn), sugar (from beets), water, gelatin, citric acid, artificial flavor, pectin (derived from fruits), vegetable oil (coconut, canola) and carnuaba leaf wax (to prevent sticking), propylene glycol, FD&C red #40, yellow #5, blue #1, yellow #6, palm oil, soy lecithin (prevents sticking), dimethyl silicone (anto foaming agent)
Allergen Statement: Contains Soy
Halal: No
Gluten Free: Yes ✔
Kosher: No
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size (about 40 g)
Serving Per Container 9
Amount Per Serving | ||
---|---|---|
Calories 120 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
% Daily Value* | ||
Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
Trans Fat 0g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
Sodium 10mg | 0% | |
Total Carbohydrate 29g | 10% | |
Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
Total Sugars
19g
Includes 17g added sugars
|
||
Protein 2g |
Ingredients: Corn Syrup (From Corn), Sugar (From Beets), Water, Gelatin, Apple Juice From Concentrate, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Pectin (Derived from Fruits), Vegetable Oil (Coconut Canola) and Carnauba Leaf Wax (To Prevent Sticking), FD&C Red #40, Color (Plain Caramel), Palm Oil Soy Lecithin (Prevents Sticking), Dimethyl Silicone (Anti Foaming Agent)
Allergen Statement: Contains Soy
Halal: No
Gluten Free: Yes ✔
Kosher: No
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size (about 40 g)
Serving Per Container 9
Amount Per Serving | ||
---|---|---|
Calories 120 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
% Daily Value* | ||
Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
Trans Fat 0g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
Sodium 10mg | 0% | |
Total Carbohydrate 29g | 10% | |
Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
Total Sugars
19g
Includes 17g added sugars
|
||
Protein 2g |
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