Slot Machine Paperweight: Desktop slot machine that doubles as a paperweight.
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Slot Machine Paperweight

Desktop slot machine that doubles as a paperweight.

Slot Machine Paperweight
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Overview

This metal one-armed bandit has been shrunk down to desk size so that it can double as a paperweight.

Packaged in an attractive gift box, this working three drum slot machine is so addictive, you may not want to give it away.

Features & specs

  • Working slot machine
  • Comes with a gift box
  • Hefty metal case

"Make it Rain" with your desk-sized slot machine

If you don't understand what we mean by "Make it Rain", that's okay. We're just trying to stay on top of the latest lingo. From what we understand, to "make it rain", means to toss thousands of dollars of fake, movie money into the air while you lip sync in a video in which you show off the $300,000 car, $5 million house, and $10 million piece of diamond encrusted jewelry that you rented for the day. Or something like that.

Slot Machine Paperweight with hundies
Make money and keep it from blowing off your desk with the Slot Machine Paperweight.

So, buy a Slot Machine Paperweight, grab your co-workers, and do a little gambling during your next break. Add the Roulette Paperweight into the mix and MAKE IT POUR, baby! You may even need an umbrella to handle the precipitation.

As if the Slot Machine itself isn't gift enough, you get a gift box!

In case you are not a selfish person and are spending money on somebody else, you won't have to lift a finger in terms of gift packaging. It comes with it! If you are buying the Slot Machine Paperweight for yourself, think of how good you'll feel about the wonderful gift you picked out for yourself!

The Slot Machine Paperweight comes in an attractive gift box.

With the gift box, you have one less thing to have to worry about.
Now you can get back to worrying about more important things like your mortgage.

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