Barbarian Pillager Beard Head Beanie
Keep savagely warm with a yarn helmet and beard.
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Overview
You don’t have to be a violent brute to wear the Barbarian Pillager Beard hat.
The truth is, barbarians are severely misunderstood. Barbarian chic is both functional and fashionable. Instead of swords and arrows, the acrylic yarn headgear protects you from winter cold. The helmet’s horns tell everyone you mean business while the soft braided mustache and beard show you can party—all while keeping your head and face toasty.
Not everyone has been blessed with genes to grow a luxurious 20” beard, but don the Barbarian Pillager Beard Hat, and any babyfaced man or woman instantly transforms into a wild brute with an ultra-comfortable horned helmet and sick beard.
Become an unstoppable destroyer of bitter chill with the Barbarian Pillager Beard Hat.
Features & specs
- Look like a viking pillager
- Sweet crocheted horns
- 100% acrylic yarn
- Felt chin guard
- Adjustable plastic buttons attach the beard to the helmet
- One size fits most
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A guide for how to look awesome:
Step 1: Put on the Barbarian Pillager Beard Hat.
There’s no Step 2.
Marauding doesn’t have to feel scratchy
Recent archaeological research may suggest barbarians were so violent as a result of itchy clothing. But thanks to super-soft acrylic yarn in the Barbarian Pillager Beard hat, that’s not a problem for the modern marauder!
Both the hat and beard use cozy scratch-free yarn for a touchably soft feel you won’t want to take off.
A rough-around-the-edges attitude doesn’t require fabric with rough edges.
Pillaging is for everyone
We firmly believe anyone with a head has a right to wear the Barbarian Pillager Beard Hat. Since the beard secures to the helmet with a button that slips between the crochet yarn, the Barbarian Pillager Beard Hat adjusts to fit just about everyone.
As vicious as a button.
You’ve never felt a beard like this
If the acrylic yarn wasn’t soft and insulative enough (and it is), the Barbarian Pillager Beard further guards your face from winter chill with a wind blocking felt guard.
In the words of Irene Cara, what a feeling!
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