Inflatable Cockroach Pool Float

You know someone who needs this!

$29.99

This item has been discontinued.

Overview

Yikes, there's a gigantic roach in the pool! Oh wait, that's just your awesome pool float.

Lounge waterbug-style atop the six-foot Inflatable Cockroach Pool Float.

Science recently discovered that 99.99% of humans either must own or know someone who must own this amazingly fun pool toy.

Includes a patch kit for when someone mistakes your inflatable cockroach for a real Bombay canary.

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Features & specs

Dimensions: 64" (72" with antennae) x 28" x 7"
Material: vinyl
Includes a patch kit

That's a big ol' bug!

If this roach were real and you happened upon it splashing around your pool, you'd probably need to change your drawers. Thankfully, the last bug of this size lived about 390 million years ago.*

* Obviously, we're referring to the shiver-inducing Arthropleura which was a giant millipede-like animal that was approximately 8 feet long. Y'all are gonna need a larger can of Raid!

Two young girls lounging on the Cockroach Pool Float.
If these two kids can handle this enormous cockroach, you can too!

Oh yeah, those legs will tickle you

Despite being a six-foot-long waterbug, we find the Giant Inflatable Cockroach to be kind of charming... and decidedly dead. So conquer your fear of the roach with this awesome pool float!

Multiple views of the Cockroach Pool Float.
A typical American cockroach runs at a speed comparable to that of a human running 210 mph. Dang.