Crazy Cologne Sprays: Grass, Dirt, and Play-Doh Colognes
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Crazy Cologne Sprays

Superbly accurate and delightfully kitschy fragrances.

Crazy Cologne Sprays
  • Crazy Cologne Sprays
Crazy Cologne Sprays - Dirt
Dirt
$19.99
This item has been discontinued.
Crazy Cologne Sprays - Grass
Grass
$19.99
This item has been discontinued.
Crazy Cologne Sprays - Play-Doh
Play-Doh
$19.99
This item has been discontinued.
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Overview

Your traditional and staid perfumers act as if their scents — sorry, their eau de toilettes — are high concept art.

Forget their self-important fluff and have some silly fun with our Crazy Cologne Sprays. Each bottle features a unique scent that is amazingly accurate and delightfully fun.

Choose from dirt, grass, and our officially licensed Play-Doh colognes. Made in the USA.

Features & specs

  • 1.0 fl oz (30mL)
  • Insanely accurate
  • Made in the USA
  • Play-Doh scent is officially licensed

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