Funny fake flatulence

Farts are a time-tested way to get a laugh, but that joy comes with a terrible price exacted upon your nose.

Farts in a Jar captures the haha without the eww, producing a stinkless stinker every time you open it up. It’s a fun way to cheer yourself up and get a chuckle from your equally sophisticated friends.

Six stinkless sounds

Vat19 is no stranger to bagged and bottled farts, so it only made sense to share a jockey burner in a jar too!

This can of cut cheese packs six different fart sounds into a plastic sound machine. The light sensor inside the jar activates the speaker when the lid is opened, treating you to a quick hit of an audio air biscuit you would normally have to find a funny uncle to hear.

Neither silent nor deadly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Are the fart sounds played at random?

Answer: No, the six sounds in Farts in a Jar are set on a cycle so you never hear the same one twice in a row.

Question: How bad do these smell?

Answer: Not bad at all (unless you add your own SBD to the mix)! Farts in a Jar merely produces a convincing sound effect, not an actual (stinky) fart.