Future Pee Energy Drink

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A citrus energy drink with realistic expectations.

The future can be now, but only if you drink it.

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Overview

Let's make something clear: Future Pee is not pee. Pee was not involved in the creation of this product, nor was it bottled or produced in a factory that handles pee. That would be "present pee." This is Future Pee, a Vat19 exclusive energy drink with a delicious citrus flavor!

Technically everything you drink will be pee in the future, but when you drink Future Pee, you'll be treated to a delicious splash of B vitamins and energizing caffeine that'll flush away your tiredness!

Its sugary, tart taste ensures it won't be an energy drink for long, since each carbonated sip puts it one step closer to completing its destiny!

Unlike every other energy drink, Future Pee doesn't deceive you with unrealistic claims. It won't light any fires, it won't make you a rockstar, and it most certainly will not give you wings. Future Pee keeps it real with the simple promise that its invigorating elixir will become pee.

So when the time ahead feels uncertain, reach for life's guarantees. No matter what the future holds, you can always rely on Future Pee.

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Features & specs

Light citrus flavored energy drink
Is not pee
12 fl. oz. (355 mL)
Caffeine content: 116 mg
To reiterate: this is an energy drink, not pee
Future Pee is also not a diuretic and has the same effect on urination as any other drink
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or people sensitive to caffeine
To be absolutely, 1000%, irrevocably clear, this product contains no pee
Made in the USA
This item is a Vat19 exclusive!

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Future Pee Energy Drink Ingredients: Filtered carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial flavor (with caramel color), citric acid, sodium citrate, glucuronolactone, taurine, caffeine, potassium sorbate (preservative), sodium benzoate (preservative), niacinamide, inositol, sucralose, d-calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine, hydrochloride (vitamin b6), cyanocobalamin (vitamin b12)

Allergen Statement: Not recommended for pregnant women or children because they have to pee enough. Also not recommended for those sensitive to caffeine.

Halal: Unknown See all Halal

Gluten Free: Unknown See all Gluten Free

Kosher: No See all Kosher

Amount Per Serving
Calories 100		Calories from Fat 0
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g		0%
	Saturated Fat 0g	0%
	Trans Fat 26g
Cholesterol 0mg		0%
Sodium 230mg		10%
Total Carbohydrate 26g		9%
	Dietary Fiber 0g	0%
	Total Sugars 25g Includes 25g added sugars
Protein 0g

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