The Cat-illac of Fanny Packs

If you want to get noticed, you need to be loud. The same goes for what you wear. The practical and stylish Space Cat Fanny Pack is the ultimate ironic accessory for any occasion. I mean, it’s cats shooting frickin’ laser beams from their eyes. It doesn’t get much classier than this.

The two zippered pouches will hold your slap bracelets, cassette tapes, and Pogs as well as your non-ironic items. If you haven’t worked out your fanny in a while, don’t worry; the waistband is adjustable.

Work those sci-fi felines!

Question: It’s pretty intense. Does it glow in the dark?

Answer: It does not glow in the dark, but it will glow under black light, so break out your... uhh... tobacco water pipe.

Question: What advantages does this have over pants pockets?

Answer: Well obviously, this has cats shooting lasers from their eyes. Also, you can be pants-optional and still have pockets for your stuff.