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USB Wireless Missile Launcher

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Wirelessly defend and protect your office.

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Overview

Place your sleek silver and black missile launcher up to 15 feet away from your computer and wirelessly control its movements and firing with your keyboard. Without a tether to your computer, your USB Wireless Missile Launcher can be placed on top of bookshelves, underneath tables, or any location where maximum mayhem can be achieved.

The receiver requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) and the transmitter is powered by your USB port. A simple piece of software that allows you to control the missile launcher must be installed. It is compatible with Windows 2000 / XP / and Vista.

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Super-stealthy ground-to-air office missile defense system

The USB Wireless Missile Launcher is very similar to the USB Missile Launcher. Just like the "wired" USB Missile Launcher, the artillery battery (that's the launcher part) can rotate 360° and tilt 45°. You simply use the arrow keys on your keyboard to take aim. However, the USB Wireless Missile Launcher is not tethered to your computer. It can be positioned up to 15 feet away from the transmitter (which is connected to your computer via a USB port -- which is how the USB Wireless Missile Launcher gets part of its name).

With this freedom of operation comes great responsibility. Namely, the responsibility to dominate your co-workers in all aspects of your office warfare campaigns.

Use your keyboard to control the USB Wireless Missile Launcher.

Simple to setup and operate

Unlike a real-life nuclear weapons defense system, the USB Wireless Missile Launcher is super-simple to setup and use. Simply plug the transmitter into your computer's USB port and set it to one of four transmission "channels". Set the receiver to the same channel (this ensures that your transmitter is controlling your launcher). Of course, if your nearby co-worker also has a USB Wireless Missile Launcher, you can take control of their weapon by transmitting on their channel.

Next, place the launcher wherever it can inflict maximum damage. Install the included software (takes about 20 seconds) and start blastin' away. Three missiles are included and replacement ammo is available so you can re-load without having to fetch the ones you've already fired.

The USB Wireless Missile Launcher is incredibly easy to setup and operate.
You'll be slaughtering annoying co-workers in minutes.

Software is Vista / XP / and Windows 2000 compatible

Some people get freaked out when they see that they need to install software. "Oh my Gosh", they think, "is this software going to take over my computer and start downloading illegal copies of Caddy Shack 2?" The answer is most definitely no. Side note: If this were to really occur, we think the only real crime is the fact that a sequel to Caddy Shack was ever produced. OK, moving on.

The USB Wireless Missile Launcher is a snap to install (it takes about 20 seconds). The program's interface is shown below. Clicking on the directional arrows (or pressing the arrow keys on your keyboard) causes the missile launcher to move. Hitting the space bar (or clicking the large red button) causes the missiles to fire.

The Windows-compatible software for the USB Wireless Missile Launcher is simple to install and easy to use.