Bag of Reindeer Farts
Cotton candy with a hint of Christmas crop dusting.
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A person enjoys Reindeer Farts
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3 oz. of peppermint puff!
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Overview
Most folks south of the North Pole don’t realize that Santa’s sleigh is gas-powered. But it doesn’t run on premium unleaded… it uses the pungent propelling power of reindeer farts! Enjoying these candy clouds means you're doing your part by cleaning up the exhaust of ol' Saint Nick's beasts of burden.
These tufts of flatulent fluff are spun sugar puffed up with some kind of air and appropriately seasonally flavored to taste like peppermint. If you weren't already 100% sure these were genuine reindeer farts, you just might mistake them for cotton candy. Doorknob on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen...
Features & specs
- Cotton candy in a resealable bag
- 10% of all profits donated to charities that support children with neurodiversity
- Flavor: peppermint
- Net Wt. 3 oz (85g)
- Made in the USA
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Maybe Christmas magic is the delicious, solid flatulence of the airborne caribou in Kris Kringle's employ. Enjoy the mouthwatering flavor of what appears to be peppermint-flavored cotton candy as you contemplate the true meaning of Christmas.
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Minty fresh farts
They may claim to be Reindeer Farts, but the contents of the bag have every indication of actually being peppermint-flavored cotton candy. Delicious, light, and with a hint of cooling sensation, the three ounces of fluffy stuff is a tannenbaum treat. Eating your fill of Reindeer Farts is sure to become a new Yuletide tradition.
99 times out of 100, farts are disgusting, but every now and then...
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: 10% of the proceeds support children with neurodiversity; what is that?
Answer: Neurodiversity is a catch-all term for Dyspraxia, Dyslexia, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, Dyscalculia, Autistic Spectrum, Tourette Syndrome, and other differences in human neurology.
Question: Are they gluten-free?
Answer: Yes, Reindeer Farts are gluten-free.
Sorry! We're sold out until September 26.
$7.99
More stock arriving on September 26, 2024.
Ingredients: sugar, artificial flavors, and artificial colors (Red 40, Blue 1, and Yellow 5)
Allergen Statement: We are not aware at this time of any allergens associated with this product.
Halal: Unknown See all Halal
Gluten Free: Yes ✔ See all Gluten Free
Kosher: No See all Kosher
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 ounce (about 28 g)
Serving Per Container 3
| Amount Per Serving | ||
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| Calories 105 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
| % Daily Value* | ||
| Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
| Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
| Trans Fat 0g | ||
| Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
| Sodium 0mg | 0% | |
| Total Carbohydrate 28g | 9% | |
| Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
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Total Sugars
28g
Includes 0g added sugars
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| Protein 0g | ||
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